Ok, I cannot believe what just came out of my 3 year old's mouth.
She is upset because I told her we can't go swimming until after lunch.
"Mommy! You are making me really mad."
(stomping her foot down with hands on hips).
Wait for it...
"Mommy, if you do not make me happy, Jesus will be very sad.
He wants you to make me happy. If you don't he will say,
(in her best Jesus voice) 'Oh no, Abi's Mommy is not listening to her.'"
Then she looked at me with a very serious face, like- "Well??"
Oh, Heaven Help Me.